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SNEAKY TEASERS - CHICKEN HAT

Getting away from primatological sex hypotheses, here's another potent quotable from our January issue. See if you can guess the utterer:

Chickens are fun. You can put them on your head and walk around with them like little chicken hats, and they're just so comfy.

Beat? Here are your clues: Teenager, dead cats, poverty line. Happy guestimating!