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NETHERLANDS - BELUGA BUDDIES

Saline's used for infusions in hospitals and to upgrade Japanese foreheads. It's not new, but its popularity appears to be growing rapidly, according to this article. Judging by the number of recent attention for saline on online body modification Walhalla BMezine.com, the coalition of salty-water injectors to achieve that sexy Beluga whale look is growing.

The most logical explanation for its popularity is the fact that a saline injection is never permanent. After a while the solution will be absorbed by your body. Another explanation is the fact this form of body modification is something completely different than what we're used--NO WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. Can you imagine making pals with someone just because he has the same auto-hydrocephalous vision you do?  I don't make friends with people just because their foreheads don't look like someone slipped a donut in it. But should you be wondering how injecting this stuff works, here you go:

Saline has more esthetic use than just the beautification of your head, arms and chest. Men with a leprichaun sized nutsack will no longer have to endure the inevitable pain that comes with the dissapointed look from a potential sexual partner:

You're welcome.

MARTEN MANTEL