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Weed-head stumbles upon logical and cost-effective way of keeping ducks' guts clean.

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According to a Panorama investigation, Muslim children as young as six are going to weekend schools to learn how to hack the hands off thieves and that sodomites should be thrown off cliffs. Finally something that the BBC and the Mail can agree upon (i.e. that going to school at the weekend sucks).
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Former footballer says placards and street protests are for pussies, and instead urges everyone to withdraw their bank savings at the same time. We've come a long way in a year. I can't speak for the rest of the civilized world, but I'd certainly be more willing to shoot someone in the head for Eric Cantona than for Zack de la Rocha.

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Another prolific womb story.

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But all you other heathens can keep having babies.

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Everyone else has to get mucky picking them up.MAC HACKETT