You Want a Knuckle Sandwich?

Because that's the name of our new issue. Pretty tough, huh? We figured we needed to boost our testosterone levels a smidge after talking about clothes for a whole month. But if you're super into fashion and girly stuff, don't worry! There's some of that too.Every month when the new issue goes live we say something like, "now there are two ways to do this, you can go on a bender and spend the next couple of hours greedily devouring everything in the issue, or you can exercise a bit of self-restraint and read the articles as we dribble them out one by one on the home page over the next month." Yeah, that's what we say. Regardless of your preferred method of getting this Knuckle Sandwich into your face, let's take a peek inside, shall we? An interview with fucking God Lookit all this dumb crap we shoot into outer space Mexican drug dealers ballin' in the hereafter The Bulgemaster keeps his dick four jockups deep Sex slaves and cum eating. No big whup. An interview with JEFF the Brotherhood's dad A Terry Richardson shoot with OFWGKTA that we . Girls! Roller-skates! Boobs! Go-karts! Dudes in the desert Gaddafi's panty-dropping bachelor pad Knee-deep in the shit with Benghazi's unlikely rebels Photos From the First Days of the Benghazi Uprising Busting up the Klan and sticking it to the man The first installment of the novel Toupee by Brett Gelman. We found it inside an old toilet tank. Detecting the shadow biosphere with the lady who wrote the book on the shadow biosphere The Cute Show Page! Procurl Harem's kitties! Skinema: The best Michael Jackson-themed porn ever Sheppard's Video-Game Pie: Mass Effect 2 So there you have it. As always, we've got a few top-secret stories hidden up our sleeves that will magically appear in the table of contents over the coming weeks. If you want your very own physical copy for use in power outages and on camping trips, here's a list of places that'll have giant stacks of them for the taking.* * "Giant stacks" probably wasn't the right word choice. A more accurate sentence would probably be "If you leave your house right NOW you might still be able to grab the last copy."