Adam R. Burnett
All the PDA in Salerno
Public displays of affection are part of the daily fabric of life in Italy. In America we are typically guarded when we publically express our affection for others, and it reads as petty and self-involved. Italians are not afflicted this way: Lovers...
Summertime in England: A Monologue on Van Morrison
Today is Van Morrison's birthday, so we wrote a monologue about him, and a concert we saw him perform in England.
In Vilnius, Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop
Lithuanian women are by far some of the most beautiful women in the world. There is something about the severity of cold climates that creates terrifyingly hot women.
All the Green Chiles in New Mexico
There are cities all around the world that have local culinary specialties: Minneapolis has cheese curds, Rome has grappa, Vilnius has krunpikas, and Kansas City has its barbeque. In the autumn, Albuquerque reeks of roasted green chiles.
