Adventure Boi

Come On, Buddy, Uber Home, Yeah?

01.11.19

By Adventure Boi
Try to Maintain the Stamina to Someone’s House Party, Which is a Much More Mellow ‘Wine Vibe’ Than You, Stinking of Beer So Drastically That it’s Possible to Get Drunk Off Just Inhaling You, Were Really Expecting

01.11.19

By Adventure Boi
Brave the Party

01.11.19

By Adventure Boi
You Are at Prosecco Brunch

01.11.19

By Adventure Boi
One Plate of French Toast and Then Immediately Bring Me a Plate of Cakes

01.11.19

By Adventure Boi
One Glass of Prosecco

01.11.19

By Adventure Boi
You Are Still in Bed Despite it Being 4PM

01.11.19

By Adventure Boi
Go Back to Bed

01.11.19

By Adventure Boi
Hang Around on Facebook Messenger For an Hour-and-a-Half Until Someone Notices Your Green ‘Online’ Bead and Invites You Out

01.11.19

By Adventure Boi
Someone You’ve Been DMing A Lot on Instagram Without Ever Really Making the Leap to Swapping Numbers with Messages you to Say ‘Haha Where U Goin?’ and You Tell Them, and it’s Really Close to the Place They’re Going, and Suddenly You Feel a Weird Electric

01.11.19

By Adventure Boi
Self Examine Your Behaviour in the Cold Light of Sunday Morning

01.11.19

By Adventure Boi
Have a Crate at One of Your Mate’s Houses Like You’re All 20 Again

01.11.19

By Adventure Boi