Amy Kellner

  • People Of The Rock

    VICE: Is Oneida a hard rocking band from New York that gets wasted all the time?Papa Crazee: Oneida was a cult founded in 1840 by a strange man named John Humphrey Noyes (which when said repeatedly sounds like "Hump Free Noise") who was...

  • Oh-oh-eye-oh-oh

    Yoshimi's the coolest. Besides her already legendary drum/trumpet/howling work with Japanese noise band The Boredoms and the art-rock supergroup Free Kitten, Yoshimi fronts an all-girl band called OOIOO (say it like: "Oh-oh-eye-oh-oh") that started...

  • Are You A Drama Queen?

    Lolita Storm rhyme really good. Like a digital hardcore band knows they should.Their songs all have 100 mph chuckles and really snappy one-liners, like in "I Wanna Meat Injection" when they scream "I'd rather suck my aunt than Hugh Grant!" and in...

  • Speed Freaks And Robots

    Chicks On Speed invent a one-button machine that will do everything.

  • Rebel Girls

    At 5:30 p.m. I was told that I was scheduled to interview seminal riot grrrl punk band Bratmobile at 6:30. I had just gotten home from my unbearable temp job at an investment bank firm after getting three hours of sleep the night before, but the...