Bertie Brandes
Things You Should Stop Wearing Now You're a Graduate
Wearing disco pants when you're an unemployed adult is not okay.
Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing Without Breasts
Unfortunately, there are lots of stupid and insensitive people on the internet, and they're all tweeting the same gag about feeling sorry for Jolie's fiancé, Brad Pitt. I'm fully aware that the internet's capacity for idiocy far exceeds whatever energy...
Things That Hollywood Thinks Are 'Punk'
The launch of "Punk Couture" at the Met was a perfect example of how pathetic everything in the world is right now.
A Basic Guide to Existing in Summer
Let's fill the streets with beautiful unemployed people in bikinis.
Atlanta Strippers Do it Better
They probably have a different pair of aviators for every outfit, too.
These Rodarte Vans Are Just Perfect for a Fashion Intern
You can stamp models' horrible little dogs to death with them.
Come Back and Claim Thatcher's Throne, Louise Mensch
It's time you stopped going nuts in New York and did what you were born to do.
A Whole Year of Pretty Girl Bullshit
Samantha Brick, Todd Akin, Taylor, Cara – this one goes out to you and all the others who made it possible.