Cameron Reed
McGuinty's Resignation: Show Us Your Weenus!
Yeah yeah, we know, Dalton McGuinty's gone, but where's the proof of indecent exposure?
Fuck You, Teach: The Conservatives Don't Give a Shit About Detention
It's back to school time for Canadian politicians... and the Conservatives are coming for the NDP's lunch money.
Northern Gateway Pipeline: What the Hell Is Going On with the Northern Gateway Pipeline?
Because you’d have to believe some kind of fringe ideology to be against a black flammable liquid being unsafely transported through your community.
Five Things Stephen Harper Could Do To Improve His Public Image
Try to be funny. Make a joke about farting or post a photo of your cat. Or post of photo of you farting on your cat. Just try to sound like a god damned human, Stephen! People are starting to ask questions.
Cut The Shit, Calgary: Ban Chuckwagon Racing
You want to be entertained the way they did back in the old west? Go grab a fucking jug and blow into it.
The Environment: Getting Fucked Right In The Tree Hole
For those of you who are connecting with nature (by sticking your energy braid into a tree hole or whatever), I would recommend reflecting on how fortunate we are to live in a country with such pristine and awe-inspiring beauty.
The Liberals Can't Take A Hint: The Expert Truck's A-Comin'
But for most of us, it’s about things like which year Armageddon came out or what kind of dog is that. No one’s going to die if we’re wrong.
F-35 Scandal: The Tories Are Leaving On A Jetplane
I don’t care if working with the other parties is difficult or inefficient, it’s your fucking job, you ADULTS!
The Canadian Budget: Jim Flaherty Doesn't Care About Young People
So this is my suggestion, fuck retirement. Enjoy your life now. If you have to wait until you’re 67 to have some peace in your life, why not opt for eternal peace?
Robocalls: Why You Should Give A Shit
Unless we’re going to start referring a murder as a “whoopsy daisy” or a rape as “heavy petting,” I see no reason for this particular crime to be given a polite term.