What a fucking weirdo.
Also: Some guy wants to make it a crime to support the UK rejoining the EU.
Stocks are going fast, though I'm not sure why because you only really need to use a jar of it once every half a year.
Aqsa Carvalho, from Hertfordshire, has just been sentenced to 17 years in prison, along with three accomplices.
Phillip 'Phizzurp' Klemenov's service took place in Los Angeles on Sunday.
The cows died bravely, and their goal of ruining some Arsenal fans' day was achieved. Godspeed.
Are you serious? You mean we're being fucked? Wow. WOW.
There's been yet another all-in teenage fight, this time outside a shopping centre in south east London.
Let these men wank in peace!