Their scarves and shirts are not welcome at this wankfest trendy boozer.
Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!
But it's about time that changed, says one employment conciliation service.
We're all gonna get cancer at some point so might as well get it down you.
Drug deaths are at an all-time high in Yorkshire, and drug seizures are through the roof in Northern Ireland.
Evidence collected by "Julie" and "Paula" has already sent one man to court.
"I'd say eight people have said they love me, only four people actually have."
There's a new campaign to remind people of the painkiller's medicinal purposes.
C'mon mate. Don't do that.
There was crime, sure, but out of the million attendees, the proportion is pretty fucking tiny.