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Garbage Team Wins Historical Game on Trash-Covered Field
The Mets won the 4,000th game in franchise history in a very Mets-like fashion.
Brazilians to Use Horrifying, Eyeless Neymar Masks to "Support" National Team in World Cup Semi-Final
Brazil is pinning all its hopes for World Cup glory on a hashtag and some flimsy pieces of paper.
All Underdogs Are Mercilessly Put Down
A weekend filled with wall-to-wall sports action saw its fair share of underdogs being mercilessly pummeled.
Joe Maddon Honors Tommy Tutone with Batting Order, Rays Lose Again
The Rays are bad this season. Really bad. So why not trot out a batting order that's an homage to a pop song from the 80s?
Soccer's Sense of Arbitrary Cruelty Comes for the US Today
Soccer is random and cruel, and we should expect the worst, and embrace the possibility of the best.
Luis Suarez Bit Someone Again. [UPDATE: Suspended For 9 Matches]
Ugh, did Luis Suarez just bite some dude? Yes, yes he did.
Let's Talk About That Commercial About A Certain DMV-Area-Based NFL Team's Name, Shall We?
That commercial about that NFL team's name that was on during the Finals? Yeah, the thing about that...