Dr. Mona Moore
The wince-making shame of trying to push an increasingly flaccid penis into an ever more impatient pussy is undeniable. But the valiant lengths men go to in desperation can have painful consequences.
This week, Dr. Moore is chopping up a dead granny.
Why do men insist on stuffing their dicks with maggots, thermometers, and goldfish? If you're already bored of putting things in your ass, would you be so kind as to invest in a penis plug, rather than making me watch another man piss pus.
People are perverts set on finding new ways of fucking themselves up, usually in the misguided pursuit of pleasure. And there is very little I can do as a doctor to stop them.
A dentist friend treated a woman who had done so much cocaine it had rotted a hole between her nose and mouth, as well as perforating her septum. This woman had a 1" by .5" wide black rancid pit on the roof of her mouth, through which her rotting nose...
Ill this autumn? Better hurry up and die before the hospital releases its medical students upon you.