Teenagers Are Having Sex in Extremely Odd Places
Teens are having sex with one another through smartphone screens, having sex with stuffed horses in Walmarts, and having sex with jihadists in the Islamic State.
Teens Kill 900 Chickens, Are Completely Insane
This week saw teens getting arrested for poultry genocide and flamingo death, attempting to join the Islamic State, and winning the Nobel Prize.
Two Teachers Got Arrested for Having 'Simultaneous Sex' with a Teenage Boy
Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone! Get it? Like the song.
It Was the Best of Teens, It Was the Worst of Teens
Rest easy knowing that somewhere, police are breaking up a lingerie party filled with middle-aged men and 16-year-old girls.
Fall Is Here and Teens Are Still Lighting Themselves on Fire
The first leaves are turning color. Like a teen's body, the weather is going through changes. But even as time passes, some weird stunts are apparently too tempting to resist.
Teenagers Are Going to the Bathroom in All the Wrong Places
Being – with your bowel movements is one thing, but when an autistic kid gets caught in the crossfire, you know we're in trouble.
Florida Teenagers Got Caught in a Snapchat-Fueled Robbery
Summer break sounds amazing in June, but by August the teens have grown restless. They're broke, they've got all these hormones that they can't properly act on, and Mom's at work.
This Week in Teens: Why Are American Teenagers Ditching Shopping Malls?
Our malls are in trouble, which means a pivotal component of the adolescent experience (and the American dream) is at risk.
This Week in Teens: Michael Brown Is Dead, and Now We Know Who Killed Him
America invented teenagers and apparently reserves the right to kill them in cold blood, too.
This Week in Teens: Are America's Teenagers Setting Themselves on Fire?
Teens are America's greatest natural resource. They're full of new ideas, smarter than ever, and not yet racked with cynicism and guilt.
A Review of the New Miley Cyrus Video by Someone Who Hasn't Seen It
Miley Cyrus has done it again. What exactly it is, of course, we don't technically know. But whatever.
