Here are some of our thoughts on the Conservative minister's attempts at American and Scouse accents on BBC Breakfast this morning.
Queer and inclusive party LICK has now grown from a monthly club night to a permanent space. We were there for its launch night.
Consider all your questions about panty sniffing answered.
At first, I worried I might catch feelings for Alex: We listened to Frank Ocean together! He told me I looked amazing! Then I realized we already had a great thing going on—and no-strings sex worked for both of us.