Henry Langston

Henry Langston

  • World Peace Update

    Last week, the UK and France came so close to having a war about scallops you could almost smell the garlic. I polished my LARPing armor and began practicing my French, but alas, fighting never broke out. Thankfully a bunch of Mexican students, some...

  • Tommy Robinson Had a Weekend from Hell

    He got arrested three times in as many days and might be extradited to face trial.

  • Nick Griffin Got Kicked Off Twitter

    Because he's an idiotic homophobe.

  • World Peace Update

    This is a little awkward, but I just figured out that the guys on the Norwegian Nobel Comittee haven't been following this column, because if they had they surely wouldn't have awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to the European Union this week.

  • The Greeks Welcomed Angela Merkel

    As if Greece didn't have it bad enough already, what with the crippling austerity, massive unemployment, and fascists as their local police force, Angela Merkel took a trip over there yesterday for a mini-break just to make sure they're all behaving.

  • Why Are Gamers Angry at Websites Designed to Get Them Laid?

    Gamers—no matter how integrated into mainstream culture gaming is becoming—are still thought of as lonely, weird, socially awkward individuals who struggle with the opposite sex. Maybe it's their own fault. Two matchmaking sites designed to get gamers...