
Henry Langston
World Peace Update
Last week, the UK and France came so close to having a war about scallops you could almost smell the garlic. I polished my LARPing armor and began practicing my French, but alas, fighting never broke out. Thankfully a bunch of Mexican students, some...
Tommy Robinson Had a Weekend from Hell
He got arrested three times in as many days and might be extradited to face trial.
World Peace Update
This is a little awkward, but I just figured out that the guys on the Norwegian Nobel Comittee haven't been following this column, because if they had they surely wouldn't have awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to the European Union this week.
The Greeks Welcomed Angela Merkel
As if Greece didn't have it bad enough already, what with the crippling austerity, massive unemployment, and fascists as their local police force, Angela Merkel took a trip over there yesterday for a mini-break just to make sure they're all behaving.
Why Are Gamers Angry at Websites Designed to Get Them Laid?
Gamers—no matter how integrated into mainstream culture gaming is becoming—are still thought of as lonely, weird, socially awkward individuals who struggle with the opposite sex. Maybe it's their own fault. Two matchmaking sites designed to get gamers...
Islamic Rage at 'The Innocence of Muslims' Reached London Today
Anjem Choudary and his mates burnt flags outside the US Embassy.
Militant Islamists Celebrated 9/11 with Fire and Killing
And it was all that Qu'ran burning idiot Terry Jones' fault.
These Iranian World of Warcraft Fans Are Sad Their Game Got Banned
And it's not like they can get over it by going out and getting laid.
Pussy Riot Have Been Found Guilty
Unsurprisingly, Pussy Riot were found guilty on charges of hooliganism today. People everywhere are expected to get angry. We went down to the Russian embassy in London last night to see what was going with the pro-Pussy Riot protest groups.
Julian Assange Won't Come Out of His Hiding Place
Because if he does a few of the world's governments might try to kill him.