Please, Nigel, keep showing me pictures of your plum tree as it changes colour with the passing of each season.
It's not always because they want to hide you like a troll in the basement.
"It’s not worth my time to have disappointing sexual experiences."
Cooking a proper meal every day is long and tedious, especially when you are consumed by The Fear.
Step right up to the buffet of cursed light fixtures, harrowing artwork and other items you might find in your rental property.
No, you don't need to drop a week's rent on a wristband for FUN events that mostly involve wearing identical, branded T-shirts.
We've been called less hedonistic than previous generations, but we still enjoy the process of making ourselves too hungover to go to any lectures.