Jack Blocker
Will DMX Ever Find Peace?
As talks of a celebrity boxing match between George Zimmerman and DMX descend further into farce, I can't helping thinking the troubled rapper's time should be spent fighting his own demons.
A Scottish Man Was Arrested for Trying to Have Sex with a Drink Cart on a Train
He started “rubbing himself” against the cold metal of the trolley with insatiable lust while shouting “I want to kiss you.”
A Woman Got Locked Inside a Bathroom and Clawed Her Way Through the Wall to Escape
An assistant at the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation was trapped inside a bathroom stall way past working hours and literally had to smash open a wall just to escape. This might be the best survival story since 127 Hours.
I Went Looking for Love at the Tinder Launch Party
As I was being swept symbolically to the left, I realized that I had become the physical embodiment of Tinder, a single dude looking for love, brushed aside by the beautiful people. I felt like subhuman scum.
Zach Braff Is Bullying His Fans with Sentimentality
The millionaire has a new film and he wants you to pay for it.