Jason Crombie

  • Jason's Stuff - Dream Machine

    Ever since I first read about the Dream Machine back in my early beatnik period (directly after my equally cringeworthy Jim Morrison/teen-poet douche-fag stage), I've desperately wanted to try one out.

  • Jason's Stuff - Morphsuits

    Now, before you little turd burglars race down to the comments section to joyfully remind me that Morphsuits™ were in the Don’ts recently, take into consideration that one VICE contributor’s trash is most certainly another’s treasure.

  • Jason's Stuff - Morphsuits

    Being a Morphsuit wanker's not so bad when no one knows it's you.

  • Jason's Stuff - Those Dre Headphones

    When is this big, beautiful gravy train gonna derail and send me flying into a ditch, all mangled and bloody with my integrity hanging out my ass? I know it’s coming.

  • Jason's Stuff - Glow In The Dark Ouija Board

    I found this centuries-old tool for speaking to the dead at my local Toys R Us.

  • Jason's Stuff - Glow in the Dark Ouija Board

    It’s 11:45 PM on a rainy Monday night, and I’m alone at the office with a glow-in-the-dark Ouija board. I have all the lights on and I’m playing loud music to drown out any weird noises that I might hear. I am being a pussy.