With the news of the high street chain's financial woes, we thought it was worth looking at what the restaurant has come to represent.
For an appropriate fee, I'm ready to have a controversial take on just about anything.
A "sex-themed" 10k jog? A night of vagina-based spoken word? It can only be the 14th of February in the worst city in the world.
In 2016, a Scottish man taught his dog to sieg heil to the speeches of Hitler. The story only gets weirder from there.
RIP Music Journalism, Cyber Sex and the USA.
His whole shtick was that you just had to look at the facts. Now even that's fallen apart.
He's just a fucking monkey. And that's OK.
Perfect viewing for your early-morning comedown.