Joel Golby is a writer for VICE UK and the author of the book Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant
Quite a lot of furniture in this “kitchen”, isn’t there?
Why hope for the future to be any different when landlords are still charging people £700 to live like a seven-year-old?
I mean, it’s not screaming “cosy” to me
Turns out the best game I ever played – a world I used to live inside for days – is just a load of grey triangles and some 69 jokes.
It’s a room you can’t get a bed in and opening any of the two doors is a nightmare.
Turning what looks like a bin room into a studio? Embarrassing.
I am not a smart man, but I can rest easy knowing I will never be as thick as a landlord.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Flat Perfect for Anyone, as Long as You Are the Supernatural Figure Slenderman
Ah yes! Yet another person thinking, 'If I put a bed in my utility room, some idiot will almost definitely pay to sleep in it.'
Society is terminally unwell. This room in Cricklewood proves it.
Some people are tasteless, and that’s fine – but not in this case.
Where's the bathroom? Where's the privacy? Where do I shit???
Unless your date likes the prospect of having sex in an office.