Joel Golby
Joel Golby is a writer for VICE UK and the author of the book Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Would You Pay £610 for a Bed in a Kitchen?
Quite a lot of furniture in this “kitchen”, isn’t there?
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Child's Bunk Bed For Grown Adults
Why hope for the future to be any different when landlords are still charging people £700 to live like a seven-year-old?
Rental Opportunity of the Week: This One-Bed Would Not Survive a Shag
I mean, it’s not screaming “cosy” to me
I Can't Enjoy the New 'Grand Theft Auto' Because I'm Old Now
Turns out the best game I ever played – a world I used to live inside for days – is just a load of grey triangles and some 69 jokes.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Would You Pay £960 for a Room With No Bed?
It’s a room you can’t get a bed in and opening any of the two doors is a nightmare.
London Rental Opportunity: The Most Pathetic, Squalid Landlord Move Yet
Turning what looks like a bin room into a studio? Embarrassing.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Perfect Example of 'Landlord Logic'
I am not a smart man, but I can rest easy knowing I will never be as thick as a landlord.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Flat Perfect for Anyone, as Long as You Are the Supernatural Figure Slenderman
Ah yes! Yet another person thinking, 'If I put a bed in my utility room, some idiot will almost definitely pay to sleep in it.'
London Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Carnival of Unnecessary Furniture
Society is terminally unwell. This room in Cricklewood proves it.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Flat Made of Cupboards
Some people are tasteless, and that’s fine – but not in this case.
Rental Opportunity Of The Week: Two Hallways Stuck on Top of Each Other!
Where's the bathroom? Where's the privacy? Where do I shit???
Rental Opportunity of the Week: This Place Would Ruin Any Date
Unless your date likes the prospect of having sex in an office.