Joel Golby is a writer for VICE UK and the author of the book Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant
A scourge on our city.
Introducing the DESK–BED™, a revolutionary new way to work from home.
Yet another "mezzanine bed", here, for twice as much as usual.
You will reach a point in your life – maybe soon, maybe not – where some of your friends suddenly age by 40 years and make you feel like a clown.
See if you can spot any of the "cleverly designed" features this landlord boasts of their bed-on-a-shelf.
I feel like, in a previous life, this entire flat was just a hallway, or possibly a storage space.
London is broken.
"Minimalism" is one thing. This is something else entirely.
This is a mezzanine floor above a bed. With nothing actually on it. For £1,400 a month.
Here, have a shower in your kitchen, in Stoke Newington, for a thousand pounds a month.
Why! Why is it always there??
'Who They Was' is rooted in the "non-stop" violence the writer grew up around in South Kilburn, London.