Johnny Ryan

  • Family Matters

    Howdy, Carl! Whatcha up to?

  • The Fashion Police

    Looks like you're in violation of fashion code 0382: wearing a Kermit the Frog collar after Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.

  • Two and a Half Men

    Dad, will you help me with my math homework?

  • Scam of the Century

    Psst! Hey, pal, c'mere here a sec!

  • GG Allin and Son

    One day, GG Allin took his son to the park. They started tossing some shit around, and, well, things got really messy when shit hit someone in the face.

  • Everybody Loves Raymond

    Raymond, you need to talk to your son Geoffrey. He won't stop shitting in his pants.

  • E.T. On the Street

    E.T. was roaming the street robbing homies, when he ran into a dealer and asked him for Reece's Pieces. It didn't end well, but you probably already know that, because this is Johnny Ryan's page, not some 1980s Steven Spielberg kids movie.

  • Johnny Ryan's Chick Tracts

    A while back I was looking for a series of things to vandalize and post online for laughs. I started with photos from magazines and wrestling cards, and they were OK, but I wanted something a bit more unique. Then I discovered a few Chick tracts stored...

  • Aromatherapy Cops

    "That's Rob Kilrape! The most vicious criminal in the city!"

  • Start Spreading the Nuge

    "Good evening, welcome to the six o'clock Nuge. I'm Ted Nugent. Today, Ted Nugent shot a stupid chipmunk in the face. Ted Nugent is live on the scene. Ted?"

  • Spring Break!

    On my breaks I like to strap on these springs and bounce around the woods.

  • What Not to Wear

    Take a look in this mirror and describe your "look" to us... "I dunno, I guess it's sort of a laid-back rock 'n' roll party stud kinda thing..." Johnny Ryan's comic from the Fashion Issue.