Jonathan Daniel Brown
Last week I was asked to cover Glory Hole 2013, the 42nd birthday party for Hollywood's famous sex shop, The Pleasure Chest. Like most people, I like sex and I like parties. This sounded great.
Reddit is known for lots of things, mainly arguments about libertarian politics, Neil deGrasse Tyson quotes, and occasionally ruining people's lives. But occasionally something good comes from there, too.
"Grab me a beer from the bar, buuudddy?" Pauly Shore said to me.
The chubby kid from the movie Project X decided to speak to four ladies who rejected his advances to figure out exactly where he went wrong with each of them.