Kyle Cantlon
Phil Kessel's Love for Hot Dogs Was All One Big Dirty Lie
Turns out Kessel isn't the hot dog connoisseur he was portrayed to be, according to his sister Amanda.
We Are All John Klingberg, Drunkenly Falling and Embarrassing Ourselves
Klingberg looked more like a drunken mess than an All-Star defenceman at the end of this Dallas Stars game.
We Can't Figure Out Whether Olympic Men's Hockey Is Awful Or Amazing
The play has been disappointing without NHLers, but it has given underdog countries an opportunity to topple the heavyweights.
International Hockey Rules Are a Travesty
Team USA deserved to win the women's Olympic gold medal hockey game over Canada, but the contest being decided by a shootout is pure trash.
We're Madly in Love with Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir
The rock star Canadians have won over our hearts in PyeongChang.
Alex Burrows Has Lost His God Damn Mind
Burrows is facing a lengthy suspension after turning into an absolute maniac and kneeing Taylor Hall in the back of the head.
Connor McDavid Is a God Damn Cheat Code
The Edmonton Oilers are hot garbage, but that hasn't stopped McDavid from following up his MVP season with another dynamic year.
The Golden Knights Have Proven That No One Knows Anything About Sports
Vegas is the best team in the Western Conference and showing no signs of slowing down. Nothing makes sense.
Wobbly Cameraman Is the Best Thing to Happen in the NHL This Season
He risked it all to get off the ice. A true pro's pro.
Denis Shapovalov Trying to Open a Banana Is a Battle of David vs. Goliath
These bananas proved to be a much tougher opponent than his first-round matchup at the Australian Open.
Alex Ovechkin Mixing Up the Words 'Shit' and 'Shot' Is Wonderful
Ovechkin tripping up on his words turned into a glorious postgame scrum.
Johnny Manziel Receives Contract Offer from CFL's Hamilton Ticats
If Manziel continues his professional football career, his first stop is likely to be in the Canadian Football League.