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Worst Hot Take of the Week: 'Mugabe' Is the Same as Boris Johnson Trying to 'Take Back Control'
In a week of tropical takes, it was between this and tabloid journalists door stopping Jeremy Corbyn with a size 20 blouse.
Worst Hot Take of the Week: The Queen Actually Letting Boris Suspend Parliament
"Mummy, can you suspend democracy for me? I want to go hard Brexit!"
Worst Hot Take of the Week: 'Your Dumb Tweets Got Boris into Number 10'
As Theresa May exits, Boris Johnson enters. Which terrible take on our outgoing and incoming PM will win?
Tommy Robinson: Convicted of Journalism and the Worst Hot Take About His Situation
Michael Fabricant suggesting that the Tory party needs a little "madness and pizazz" to get through Brexit was a deranged take to out-do, and yet...
ICYMI, Ann Widdecombe Doesn't Understand Either Slavery or Empire
This week, as we pit two of the worst takes against each other, neither Widdecombe nor Jonathan Pie care about context or… meaning.
An Ex-Royal Butler Thinks He’s an Expert on Scottish Independence
Two of the week's worst takes duke it out: who'll win between a Unionist, and Morrissey saying he supports a nationalist movement?
Grabbing a Peaceful Protester By the Neck Is Quite Bad, Actually
It's been an Olympic gold medal week for Tory MPs competing in the field of "mental gymnastics".
What's Gone On This Week: Jeremy Corbyn Wants to Give Brexit Back to the Public
The only thing I can imagine being a bigger recruitment tool for the far-right than another referendum is if Corbyn tested the Queen's chin with a left-right combo outside The Cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday.
What's Gone On This Week: My Milkshake Brings All the Yobs to the Shop
And they're like, "I'm going to throw this over a fascist."
What's Gone On This Week: Welsh Independence Edition
With Brexit fuelling discontent in Wales, Wheatus – confirmed Sons of Glyndwr – offer their support for independence while Nigel Farage fails to win over Merthyr.