Rob Delaney
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Changing Opinion
I was holding my five-month-old son this morning and thought it would be fun to listen to some music and sway with him a bit. He can't quite dance yet. It was a gray morning, so I put on "The Chauffer" by Duran Duran and we wiggled in time.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Dear Katy Perry
Dear Katy Perry, I heard your song "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)" recently and I felt compelled to write you and share my analysis. Lyrically, it's basically just an attempt to piece together a crazy night of drinking on the morning after. But let's...
Take A Stroll... With Rob Delaney - Dear Katy Perry
It sounds like you may have been raped last night.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - That's Some Killer Chicken
I've eaten a lot of Zankou Chicken. Zankou Chicken is a chain of restaurants in Los Angeles that serve amazing Armenian fast food. I'd be more than content to have a chicken Tarna plate with their signature garlic paste for my last meal on Earth.
Take A Stroll... With Rob Delaney - Follow Me On Twitter!
If you've ever stolen one of my jokes, don't worry, I'm not mad.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Follow Me on Twitter!
In early 2009 I was in a hotel outside of Minneapolis where I'd just performed at a comedy club. I was on Facebook and saw that Louis C.K. had announced he'd opened a Twitter account.
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - A Voter's Guide
In 1996 I voted for Bob Dole. I was 19, didn't follow politics, and had heard that Republicans advocated small government and Democrats advocated large government. I didn't care for authority much at that age, so that was enough for me.
Buy American
I just bought some shares in an index fund that tracks the Wilshire 5000, which means I just bought shares in the 5,000 largest American companies. I did this because I wish...
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Look Deep into My Eye
I'd had close to no sex when I got to college. My penis had been inside a couple of girls, but I didn't really know what to do with it and I could have been charitably described as "very awful" at making and/or doing sex. So at NYU, I made a concerted...
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Debt Ceilings, Debt Feelings
The news is dominated by the deficit talks in Washington right now. Simply put, the Republicans want to close the gap through cuts only, Democrats want to do it with a combination of cuts and revenue, and Tea Partiers want to do it through a...
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Look: I Am Your Father
I'm a dad. I have been for three months. I like my baby. I love him, even. This is probably because (head reason) I'm programmed to, and (heart reason) the sight/smell/sound of him is intoxicating and I can't get enough of it. I want to smell him so...