Ron Hemphill
Hey Ron! - When Should I Get Pregnant?
A better way to phrase this question is, "When is the right time to obliterate my youth?"
Hey Ron! - Am I Watching Too Much Porn?
There are probably a few people at VICE with sticky keyboards. Those are the co-workers I won't shake hands with.
Hey Ron! - How Much Should I Drink After Graduation?
I know a few things about overindulgence from first-hand experience. One time I literally parked on top of a fire hydrant.
Hey Ron! - Should I Move in with My Deadbeat Boyfriend?
Keep that knucklehead out of your house and be like me—independent, free, and maintaining an exemplary credit score.
Hey Ron! - What Should I Say to My Girl if Her Coochie Stinks?
Before you go around pointing the finger at people, you need to look in the mirror and get a nostril full of the scents emanating from your own crotch. It may not be good.
Hey Ron! Reloaded
Your favorite life coach Ron is back with a whole new outlook on life and he's ready to share it with all you hopeless hapless scumbags.
Hey Ron! - What Should I Say to a Cop?
Ron gives you some choice tips on how to interact with the po-pos so you don't have to worry about not dropping the soap.
Hey Ron! - Don't Ass Bet
If you bet and lose, you have to either pay it up or get kicked in the butt.
Hey Ron! - Eli Manning Is My Homeboy
I used to think Eli was a second rate quarterback. But I've learned to accept his flaws and now I'm in a "bromance" with the guy. I'll be wearing his jersey on Super Bowl Sunday.
Hey Ron! - Dating Is Overrated
Dating just isn't what it's cracked up to be. I'm like a little minnow swimming in a pool full of greedy sharks.
Hey Ron! - Maad Video
Ron's got a lot of opinions, and in the spirit of the season he's letting someone else share hers.