Ryan Duffy
Meet a Sex Writer and Stalk the Paparazzi
Come along with us as we give the paparazzi a taste of their own terrible medicine. Then we learn why Rachel Rabbit White thinks sex is so great that she spends so much of her time writing about it (and occasionally having it).
Drake, Secret Victoria's Secret Parties, and Yoga Advice
Drake has two new videos, "HYFR" and "Take Care," and Hanson wants to give you his thoughts on them. Brett Ratner hangs out and tells us his wildest party story, which involces Victoria's Secret models, Charlie Sheen, and Orlando Bloom.
Learn Manners, History, and the Secrets of Auto-Tune the News
Find out how the Gregory Brothers and Auto-Tune the News became such a success, learn how to be a gentlemen from a bearded blowhard, and see how much New Yorkers really know about Martin Luther King, Jr.
Drake, Funny Videos, and Summer Love
Find out what Drake's been up to lately, watch the funniest videos on the internet, and learn the secrets of summer love.
For My Dead Homies
We approach the Cementerio General del Sur in Caracas in the back of a cab with darkly tinted windows. Fourteen thousand people were murdered in Venezuela in 2010, and Caracas is widely regarded as one of the most violent cities in the world. The...
Cog Against The Machine
Pissed Jeans do a lot of things that, on their own, could be deemed a bit much: yelping about silly stuff, a smidge of wankery, oppressive feedback everywhere. Fortunately, when these things are combined with aplomb and companioned with some prime-rib...
A Full Pouch Of The Night's Urine
Clockcleaner play music in the great Scratch Acid tradition of not giving a fuck about the listener. It’s a feedback-heavy, midtempo march from start to finish, with little to no regard shown for conventional-song-structure silliness like having a...
Music Is Boring
Screeching Weasel is pretty much the best band ever. Before the "pop punk" label become an insult, it simply meant punk rock written by a slightly more advanced species of miscreant, one with an ear for melody and some vague semblance of songwriting...
Mexico Is Scary
Every issue, we have to do at least three features on "music," and to be honest, it's usually a bit of a bummer.
How to Not Care
There's an ultra-cool alternate universe where nobody is a cheesedick and tough-as-fuck dudes get together to do stuff like "break things" and "rule."