"He recognised his own dick pic and was threatening legal action."
"A doof stick is your boogie partner and your best mate."
Four Melbourne drivers share their philosophy on blame, secrets, and the fine art of slowing down.
"It says, 'The cookest cooked book—blazed cooking recipes.'"
Apparently, it costs "pennies" to grow a pouch of tobacco.
"I find them by walking! I get to the beach and I just start walking!"
We asked people with a range of sexual preferences to reflect on the social standing of pubic hair.
"Mom cried when I told her, and blamed her parenting for the choices I'd made."
It's the drug that reportedly caused more than 20 overdoses at the Electric Parade Festival in Melbourne over the weekend.
"We could see the security guards ripping around in utes and 4x4s with massive spotlights looking for likeminded sneakers... It felt like we were escaping from prison."