"We knew it was going to be something special, we just didn't know in what form, or how," says Kyle MacLachlan.
It's still December, and The VICE Reader is still publishing poetry.
Marley was dead: to begin with, but he shows up anyway as a ghost and tells Scrooge, YO BRO QUIT BEING A DICK OR YOUR LIFE WILL GET STUPID SHITTY AND YOU WILL DIE.
OK so there is this guy named DUNCAN and he is king of all the Scots. And OK so MACBETH is the main guy here because he gets first billing. And then he and his best buddy BANQUO wander around the woods like a bunch of loud-ass drunk white dudes in...