Shit Food Blogger

  • The Definitive Guide to Surviving Picnics

    A lot of people have many questions about picnics, and most of them are about what kinds of plates and cups you should bring. If you’re worried about plates and cups, you’re going to have a horrible picnic.

  • Julia Child Died For All of Our Sins

    Choosing me to answer all of your cooking questions in a cooking column should make everyone ask what kind of shitshow they’re running over here at MUNCHIES, but let’s give this a shot.