Trent Moorman
Crank Call to the Dick Pill Hotline
A well groomed man in an orange shirt conducted an informercial recently for a sexual enhancement product. His neck veins bulged like vipers, and he talked confidently about vacations to a ski lodge in Vermont.
Presidential Debate Predictions: Uncle Sam Storm Trooper Boxer vs. Statue of Liberty
A guy dressed up like Uncle Sam and a guy dressed up like the Statue of Liberty engage in a debate about random ass garbage.
World Record Skydiver Was Thinking About Tits
I was pretty much only thinking about the girl’s breasts. It was pretty much tits the entire time. I didn’t really mean for it to happen that way. Like I said, I wished I had been thinking about an eagle.
I Had Dinner with Buckethead
Once a month, Buckethead apparently holds invite-only “Dinners with Buckethead.” The invite said, “Please wear long pants.”