"Snowflake food at snowflake prices."
This weekend the Tory communities secretary said people holding public office should take an oath to British values, inmates took over HMP Birmingham for 12 hours and more.
This weekend a cocaine gang was busted because they kept a really detailed drugs ledger, Santacon took over London and more.
This weekend a man tried to sue Oxford Uni for £1 million because he didn't get a first, another guy pleaded guilty to drunkenly hitting a flight attendant and more.
This weekend a man saved himself from falling off a cliff after a night out, border officials found 500kg of cocaine in a tuna shipment and more.
This weekend the Croydon Cat Killer struck again, a woman bought a house using money from resold iPhones and more.
A 28-year-old man reacted pretty dramatically once a jury found him guilty of possessing Class A drugs with intent to supply.
Ellie Milner's lawyer argued she was naive, but a good person, but that didn't stop a judge handing her a 28-month sentence.
This weekend, a man broke his penis during 'frantic doggy style' sex, DJ Khaled Snapchatted his son's birth and more.
The 25-year-old guy was just sentenced to eight months in prison after sending an aggressive email to an Islington City councillor.
First of all, it's a draft and hasn't been signed off by Scottish parliament. But Nicola Sturgeon looks set on pushing for independence from the UK again.
This weekend two men were caught trying to smuggle 1.2 tonnes of MDMA, the SNP backed a motion to decriminalise medicinal cannabis and more.