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The 2018 VMAs Were a Boring Hellscape

08.21.18

By Colin Joyce
Music

The Cure’s Robert Smith, Goth Royalty, Swears Yet Again That He’s Not Goth

06.12.18

By Phil Witmer
Music

We’re Very Sorry but Will Smith’s Midlife Crisis Is Officially Here

09.07.17

By Phil Witmer
Music

This Lana Del Rey Meets Ivanka Trump Parody Song Sucks

08.24.17

By Colin Joyce
Music

Congrats America! You’ve Figured Out Dancehall!

10.04.16

By Noisey Canada Staff
Music

Guys! Why Is Nobody Bidding on This eBay Guitar “Owned by a Member of The Fratellis”?

08.10.16

By Emma Garland
Music

Some Guy Covered the Pokémon Theme Song in 20 Different Styles of the 90s and We Have to Burn the Internet Now, Sorry

08.03.16

By Emma Garland
Music

Dad Attends Cosmic Festival of Electronic Music, Science, and Stargazing, Then Complains It Stank of Hella Weed

07.26.16

By Emma Garland
Music

Drake Is Brought Up During Another Interview with a Toronto Artist, We’re Tired of Writing About This

06.27.16

By Noisey Canada Staff
Music

The Designer Who Made Kim Kardashian’s Punk Jacket Wants to “Rape and Pillage” Punk

06.06.16

By Kim Kelly
Music

Watch This Shitty Canadian Politician in a Shitty Political Rap Video That’s Shitty

05.30.16

By A Proud Canadian
Music

YACHT’s Sex Tape Hoax Took Advantage of People’s Empathy for Revenge Porn Victims

05.10.16

By Dan Ozzi

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Music

Are These Midwest Emo Song Titles or Texts From Your Depressed Friend at 2 AM?

If you get any of these song titles as text messages out of the blue, you should really check on your friend.

8 minutes ago

By Lauren Boisvert
Life

The Sun Destroyed an Asteroid, Now Comes the Aftermath

What looked like a random batch of meteors may actually be the remains of a small asteroid slowly cooked apart by the Sun.

18 minutes ago

By Luis Prada
Life

Neanderthal Newborns Were Absolute Units. Here’s Exactly How Big.

Their teeth said “infant,” but their bodies looked more like toddlers, suggesting faster early growth than modern humans.

28 minutes ago

By Luis Prada
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Music

Disturbed’s David Draiman Has Harsh Warning for Bands Who Are ‘Talking Into an Echo Chamber’

He also said that art should be “fused with intensely powerful messages.”

29 minutes ago

By Lauren Boisvert
Life

Scientists Caught Whales Talking Like Humans Underwater

Their rapid-fire clicks may be less like ocean noise and more like a rule-based system scientists are just beginning to crack.

36 minutes ago

By Luis Prada