"My mum claims I was really upset the first time I heard a sound. Apparently I just cried for ages."
"The worst is when you're told that you can just snap out of depression as if it's just a matter of pulling yourself together."
"I think dating a therapist is the best thing that could happen to you."
Kan alle lære at prutte på kommando? Er der nogensinde kommet noget med ud?
"I made four absolutely huge doners once and this Croatian guy just smashed them all in a row. It was astonishing."
"As a young judge, I released a man from prison with a penalty fine—two weeks later he killed someone. I just sat in my judge's chambers and cried like a little boy."
"One time, a client tied the condom in a knot so he could take my cum home."
Like, can you fall off the edge?
Bruger du blå briller og skæg? Og får du et kick ud af at snage i andre menneskers privatliv?
"What I miss most about drinking is the warmth in my stomach and the feeling I can talk to anyone."
"En i nakken, det var jo det almindelige. Og en lige bag øret, så var man helt sikker. Sådan går det forrædere."