"Nine out of ten times I’ve gone through a body scanner, I’ve been flagged for having an 'abnormality in the groin region.'"
It's just such a tall wig!
The 65-year-old looked extremely nervous as he got off a plane from Colombia, according to authorities at Barcelona Airport.
Tara accidentally gives a TSA worker a show after spilling water all over her white shirt.
The TSA rejected the notion that the security lapse had anything to do with the federal shutdown.
Everyone else is not.
"I didn't want to throw that gram of cocaine away. My grandmother lived through the war and raised me to never waste things."
The 29-year-old rambled about "sweet nothings" and doing "barrel rolls" to air traffic control before crashing the plane into an island in Washington.
Navdeep Bains had already cleared airport security in Detroit when a TSA agent asked him to take off his turban
It was allegedly working on a story for CNBC.