Alcohol
Moist Panties and Georgia O'Reeffe
Each week, we ask readers to submit their most hilarious, awkward, and downright sad stories about being drunk or high to help you feel a bit better about whatever the fuck you did last night.
These Jam-Makers Just Made It OK to Have Beer for Breakfast
We spoke to the Vermont couple selling 3,000 jars of “Beer Jelly” a week, a spreadable jam made with stouts and pale ales from local breweries.
Good and Bad News: Amazon Is Going to Start Delivering Booze to Your Door Within a Few Hours
The beginning of the end for my liver, and probably yours.
A Woman Chugged an Entire Bottle of Cognac Rather than Give It to Airport Security
This Chinese woman was stopped in Beijing for having a bottle of Cognac in her carry-on. What else could she do but pound the entire bottle on the spot? But then, of course, she wasn't feeling so good.
Hey France, This Cornish Distiller Might Make Better Pastis Than You
A Cornwall-based distiller is beating French distillers at their own game and making the UK's only pastis, a wheat spirit with notes of aniseed, liquorice root, and fennel.
Elderly People Are Drinking a Ton and Loving It
One out of five people over the age of 65 is drinking at "unsafe levels," and we're mostly talking old, rich, well-educated white people, says a new study.
Bath Mats and Customs Forms
Each week, we ask readers to submit their most hilarious, awkward, and downright sad stories about being drunk or high to help you feel a bit better about whatever the fuck you did last night.
My Shrink Broke Up With Me
After feeling he was no longer qualified to treat my alcoholism, my shrink ended our relationship. What other circumstances lead to therapists terminating relationships? Is it an ethical practice?
French Umbrellas and Lesbian Toilet Juices
Each week, we ask readers to submit their most hilarious, awkward, and downright sad stories about being drunk or high to help you feel a bit better about whatever the fuck you did last night.
I Tried to Make My Own Vegemite Moonshine
Australia’s Indigenous Affairs Minister came under fire last week after warning that the country’s remote Aboriginal communities were distilling illicit alcohol from Vegemite. I put the claim to the test by attempting to brew my own batch.
A Florida Gun Range Wants to Serve You Beer with Your Bullets
At Volusia Top Gun, a gun range in Daytona Beach, you're welcome to throw back a few shots alongside some fun with tactical weapons.
You Can Finally Get Drunk at a Gun Range in Florida
There's a country song—and possibly a horrible tragedy—in here somewhere.