Alcohol
Alcohol Aware Glowing "Ice Cubes" Know When You've Had Enough To Drink
Getting scolded by an ice cube would be a new low.
The Best Worst Idea You've Ever Had
And a couple of the worst best ideas to even things out a little.
The 2012 Canadian Hoser of the Year Awards
An ode to hosers, Canada's most important citizens, and a full year of their hijinks.
Drugs That Make Me Cry
I spend the vast majority of my time not being myself. I avoid expressing my true feelings if I think they will alienate others. I stifle my ego so as not to come off as self-absorbed. Due to the prevalence of the lie expressed earlier, I occasionally...
It's Official: Exercise Does Not Make You Less Depressed
Many people who are stuck in unhappy life situations—a boring job, a bad relationship, an oppressive economic or political system—might intellectually accept their circumstances, and yet be unable to shut off their neural hard-wiring, the primal alarm...
Bartenders Are Not Your Friends
Despite what you think, bartenders aren't your friends and you probably piss them off. Here's a list of things to keep you from being an asshole.
What was the Hipster? Drunk Jack Kerouac Explains
The apparently interminable and eternally bemused quest to understand the hipster—haha, what is it? Sartorial trendsetter? Early adopter? Idiot on a fixie? Indie tastemaker? Trailblazing consumer?—has now occupied our media for the better part of a...
Artist-Owned Alcohol: An Investigative Report
Or "that time I got black-out wasted for the sake of music journalism."
Hey Ron! - How Much Should I Drink After Graduation?
I know a few things about overindulgence from first-hand experience. One time I literally parked on top of a fire hydrant.