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  • The Smell of a Boy's Anus: The Scented Oil

    Smelling like vanilla is for cheap, teenage whores. Chanel attracts flies and starving artist types. You need something fresh. Something exciting. Something like anus!

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  • Machine Gun Kelly Likes a Stiff Finger Up His Butt

    Cleveland rapper Machine Gun Kelly is known for not giving a fuck and saying whatever the hell he wants. So we figured he'd be the perfect celebrity to answer a few of the best questions from our nifty Question of the Day series.

  • Do You Surf and Turf?

    If you don't get the lingo, we're talking about sticking it in the vag and then up the shitbox. We came up with this question while watching trains rush through tunnels in the subway. What? Public transportation doesn't remind you of double dipping?

  • Analsex-guiden til heteroseksuelle mænd

    Parforhold handler om at gøre ting, som du ikke har lyst til. Nogle gange betyder det at bruge tandtråd eller gå ud med skraldet. Andre gange betyder det en finger i røven.

  • The Noisey Guide to Queer Rap

    The first rule of “queer rap” is you DO NOT call it queer rap. I made this mistake once and recieved a swift dress-down from Venus X that made my wang cower like a turtle. Put simply, gay is not a genre.

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  • Why Girls Should Only Have Anal Sex

    Ass sex rules because destruction, degradation, and pain are FUN. By the time you get to the end of this article you'll be fingering your own butthole and scheming on ways to get it filled with something fun.

  • Abigail

    Abigail likes to watch anal scenes, but only when the girl looks like she’s really enjoying herself. She likes interracial scenes for their dialogue, and the lesson she takes from porn is: “Don’t try this at home.”

  • Seka, Raising Penises for Three Generations

    Sex in the 70s was Seka. Half Cherokee, half Irish, and looking like a perfect Hollywood trophy, or a divination of death from the Norse Gods—Seka was a flinty mirage of whatever fantasy you had. I called her up recently to chat about stuff like anal...

  • Joanna Angel

    Everyone can't can be good at everything.

  • Paul Angelo Wants Gays to Clench Their Sphincters

    Why is this gay guy calling for a 60-day moratorium on anal sex?

  • Myles Jackman: Freedom Fister

    Defending the citizens of England's God-given right to jerk off to videos of men fisting each other's anuses, pissing in each other's mouths, and punching each other powerfully in the balls.