assholes
I Acted Like an Asshole for a Week to See if it Would Make My Life Better
In some ways, it definitely did.
The Designer Who Made Kim Kardashian's Punk Jacket Wants to "Rape and Pillage" Punk
Enfants Riches Déprimés' Henry Levy got into an ugly Instagram spat with Kill Your Idols—not a good look, pal.
Things Went Terribly Wrong at PEZ's Easter Egg Hunt This Weekend
Competitive parents rushed a Connecticut Easter egg hunt hosted by PEZ this weekend, stripping the field “like locusts” and leaving behind only a candy-barren field, crying children, and broken dreams.
David Roth's Weak in Review: Curt Schilling, Russell Wilson, and the Problem with Confidence
We all prefer people that act like humans rather than brand-boosting robots. This gets more complicated when athletes get involved.
The Guy in Charge of North Las Vegas' Water Purity Once Poisoned a Bunch of Kids
This surpasses "cartoonish evil" and enters into the realm of "Shakespearian irony."
Yes, I’m Asian, Now Please Stop Saying ‘Ni Hao’ to Me
Saying "ni hao" to anyone who looks vaguely East Asian is a great way to show off your ignorance.
Someone Finally Solved That Problem Where Your Cat's Asshole Doesn't Have Jewelry on It
The folks at Twinkle Tush will sell you a rhinestone to put on your cat's ass.
I’m Going to Hell Because I Played SimCity Like an Asshole
As a kid, would build SimCity metropolises with the same goal that most children make sandcastles: to destroy them.
The Life Lessons of Cortland Finnegan, a Pest's Pest
After a spectacularly annoying career, one of the NFL's most endearing assholes hangs up his cleats and teaches us all a lesson about knowing when to call it a day.