Aston Villa
Randy Lerner Claims To Take Romantic Nourishment From His Memories of Ashley Young
In an oddly beautiful statement to Aston Villa fans, Lerner has admitted both his responsibility for the club’s relegation and his undying love for Ashley Young.
Aston Villa Set to Make a Third of Their Workforce Redundant
Joleon Lescott and Gabriel Agbonlahor aren’t among them, unfortunately.
Gabriel Agbonlahor Must Be Held Accountable After Massive Surge In “Hippy Crack” References
The scourge of society, a plague on our youth, hippy crack is back – and it’s all Gabby Agbonlahor’s fault.
Aston Villa Fan Offers Out Joleon Lescott While Powerlifting A Broom
This guy is hard as nails, he’s been drinking raw eggs and Pharma Whey for a week, and he’s ready for a right old barney with his least favourite footballer.
The Autopsy Begins Following Aston Villa's Lifeless Relegation
A catalogue of errors both on and off the pitch led Aston Villa towards a lifeless relegation from the Premier League. Fans have been left wondering how it was allowed to happen, and if there is tangible hope for the future.
The Goals of the Week: Enes Ünal, Serge Gnabry, and Khalid Abdo
A goal by any other name would smell as sweet.
Go Wes, Young Man: The Premier League Review
A clearer picture is starting to form in the great crystal ball of top-flight football, with Leicester looking nailed on for the title and Newcastle's Premier League future in doubt.
Au Revoir, Remi Garde: A Man in Completely the Wrong Job at Completely the Wrong Time
You wouldn't put a milkman in charge of a nuclear silo, you wouldn't expect an accountant to perform a colonoscopy, so why would you think Remi Garde could manage Aston Villa?
The Premier League Awards: Lloris, Lescott & Welbeck
Lloris is Spurs' backbone, Welbz is dat guy, and Joleon Lescott has incredible faith in his own arse's ability to operate a smartphone.
Joleon Lescott Tweets Photo of Expensive-Ass Car Right After Losing 6-0, Gets Promptly Trolled
Not the best look from the Aston Villa center back.
How Football Ushered in the Year of the Monkey
The likes of Man City, Barcelona and Man United celebrated Chinese New Year on social media. We've taken a look at a few efforts to see who's winning the battle for Chinese fans' hearts.
Shinji Okazaki Taps in a Leicester Goal After a Crazy Save from Aston Villa's Mark Bunn
Things got bonkers, fast.