• Barbacking Is Damn Hard

    Every bartender has someone who is slicing his fruit, marrying his well, passing him bottles, and trying desperately to stay the hell out of the way.

  • Your Margarita Might Give You Lime Disease

    Limes aren't exactly deadly nightshade, are they? But just ask the Florida man currently recovering from lime-induced second-degree burns if the citrus fruit shouldn't be handled with anything less than a hazmat suit.

  • Your Fancy Cocktail Was Made by a Former Dirtbag Door Guy

    When I first started in dive bars, it was all about sneering at the customers who ordered Long Island Iced Teas. But if someone orders a Long Island Iced Tea, you should know how to make it.