Sam Jones spent more than two hours trying to clear his name, including showing the cops YouTube videos from his famous barbecue restaurant.
While names like #BBQBecky and #PoolsidePete are catchy (and funny), many believe the terms for white people weaponizing 911 calls against Black people in blatantly innocuous situations is a form of dealing with pain.
Everyone else is not.
Spoiler alert: Beto is not banning barbecue.
A disagreement about the best place to cook sausages quickly got out of hand.
This seems like a good way to get yourself haunted.
He was sure to specify that this was NOT an orgy—just an invitation to enjoy some grilled meats and wholesome fun.
Doubt it will stop anyone from hovering over the grill, but don't say we didn't warn ya.