After a decade of unhealthy takeouts and terrible lifestyle, I tried breaking the weight gain cycle by giving up on most foods altogether. I started looking great, but then I crashed.
Puff, puff, pass me the munchies.
I couldn't help but wonder, would I ever manage to claw his freaky theme music from my brain?
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Here's why you should tune in to season five of the critically-acclaimed Netflix series. Very light spoilers ahead.
I actually made it through 101 out of 500 episodes.
That's nearly 40 hours and 18 movies just so I can understand what the hell you all are always talking about.
The act of feeding and being fed elicits conversation, forges bonds, and creates community. Food is exciting. I, myself, am a cute fat girl who accidentally came into contact with my first 'feeder', a guy who experiences erotic pleasure from feeding.
My editors set out to humiliate me and make me physically ill by ordering me to go to an ice cream truck in Brooklyn and eat everything. I ended up face down in a gutter with sprinkles and ice cream all over my face and clothes.
Taking care of the one thing standing between you and bingeing on all your old Easter Eggs.