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Eden Hazard Scores After Casual Half-Field Stroll Through Arsenal
It just feels like the kind of day to go out, take your pet ball for a walk, greet your neighbors, be affable, and score a goal.
Wayne Rooney's Record-Breaking 250th Goal for Manchester United Couldn't Have Been Prettier
It's hard to imagine a more spectacular way to beat out Sir Bobby Charlton's record—reaching a clean 250 on a clean-ass shot.
Olivier Giroud Scored an Incredible Goal; It Happens to Be 2017
People arbitrarily decided that December 31st was the end of our empirical journey around the sun—Giroud scoring this amazing goal just so happened to land on today.
Old Trafford Sings George Michael's "Last Christmas" In Unison, Tribute
The ever-vocal Manchester United fans at Old Trafford started up a round of "Last Christmas" in tribute to their country's native son.
This Scorpion Kick Golazo from Manchester United's Mkhitaryan is Just... Wow
It's hard to argue with a one-footed, high-velocity, diving Scorpion kick that finds side netting.
Burnley FC's Joey Barton Charged by FA for Breaking Betting Rules
It's still uncertain exactly what actions the FA will take against Barton who broke betting rules 1,260 times in ten years
Leicester Captain Wes Morgan Signs Sweet Captain Morgan Contract That Gives Him Power to Buy Entire Bars a Round
All he needs to do is shout, "There's only one Captain Morgan!" beforehand and hold his arms up in a "Y" shape and everyone gets a drink.
Insane Human Being Scales Arsenal's Emirates Stadium in Nausea-Inducing Video
Just please don't. Your mother is worried sick about you.
Burnley's Jeff Hendrick Plucks Ball From the Sky to Score a Magnificent Goal from Deep
The strike finds itself in the mystical in-between—somehow high and inside enough to beat out the keeper.
Southampton Keeper Fraser Forster Gifts Benteke Goal Off An Egregious Howler
Benteke, being a human being with legs and an understanding of where the goal is, just tapped the ball in for one of the easiest goals you'll see in a minute.
Commission Concludes Didier Drogba's Charity May Have Misled Donors But Was Not Fraudulent
The foundation was reported to have spent less than 1 percent of funds on the charities it promotes.