Butts
Exclusive Excerpt from the New Rob Gronkowski Erotica
An exclusive excerpt from the second installment in the NFL erotica series that took America by storm/vigorously spiked a football right into America's butt.
Why Are There so Many Videos of Women Sticking Their Lips in Things?
Do it if you want, of course. But be careful, because nobody wants a generation of people who accidentally ripped their lips off in pursuit of a platonic ideal of puffy lips.
The Belfie Stick Lets People Photograph Their Butts, Because People Want to Do That
This 40-inch retractable and bendable rod allows users to capture their ass on camera with little physical effort.
Brazil Is Grieving Over a Beauty Queen's Rotting Ass
A Brazilian model was sent to the hospital because of a botched black market plastic surgery.
Before We Leave Every Disastrous Music Moment in 2014 Behind, Let’s Relive Them One More Time
From 50 Cent’s baseball pitch to every decision Justin Bieber made, here are some of dumbest things to happen this year.
The Nominations for the BBC Music Awards Reveal How Male-Dominated the UK Music Industry Has Become
Will Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith whinge us all into an early cultural grave?
Meet the Men Who Attend New Jersey Porn Conventions
Everyone knows the porn stars who work at porn conventions, but who are the men selling dildos at booths and paying to attend the events? We sent photographer Amy Lombard to the Exxxotica Expo in Edison, New Jersey, to find out.
In Defense of Boobs: In Search Of The Neglected Body Part
Beyoncé's vision of the future in which an anally fixated dystopia arose out of the ashes of Britney and Xtina’s boring old midriffs has arrived.
Let's Hope the Booty Video Trend Never Ends
Besides being salaciously entertaining, booty videos help pop stars like Jennifer Lopez revive their declining career fortunes.
AssMatrix.com Analyzes the Asses of the Masses
What if we told you there was a collective of people all over the world held together by the love of the posterior? Well, it's called AssMatrix.com. And we talked to the beautiful nerds behind it.
How Big of a Dick Are We Talking on "Anaconda," Anyway?
If Michael, who used to ride motorcycles, had a dick bigger than a tower and we're not talking Eiffels, where does that leave us, Nicki Minaj?