If you're in Troy, New York, the closest freestanding Chick-fil-A is 68 miles away in Chicopee, Massachusetts.
Much like a Polynesian Sauce stain on a pair of white pants, Chick-fil-A doesn't go away that easily.
The somehow-controversial ad, which debuted more than four months ago, depicts a totally normal reaction to eating a good burger.
"No organization will be excluded from future consideration—faith-based or non-faith-based," the company told VICE.
Protests continued last weekend even after Chick-fil-A stated that it will be packing up its waffle fries and pickle slices in six months.
The frenzy has reached the courts.
He's expected to sign the so-called “Save Chick-fil-A” bill, which passed the Texas House Monday.
A former county supervisor who is openly gay suggested that rainbow flags surround the San Jose restaurant “as a counter-signal."
The restaurant chain's newly released tax filings revealed nearly $2 million in contributions to discriminatory groups in 2017.
Also, the barbecue joint on 'Queer Eye' sold two bottles of hot sauce per minute after the show aired.
Plus, Mario Batali will officially no longer profit from any of his former restaurants.