Chick-fil-A
Today's Special: We Love This Hustler Selling Homemade PB&Js on Uber Eats
Also, the barbecue joint on 'Queer Eye' sold two bottles of hot sauce per minute after the show aired.
Today's Special: Vegan Activists Are Being Accused of Cuddling Some Piglets to Death
Plus, Mario Batali will officially no longer profit from any of his former restaurants.
Chick-Fil-A Barred From Opening on NJ College Campus Over Anti-LGBT History
Students initially voted in favor of bringing the chain to campus, but administrators took it out of the running.
Dems want the FBI to investigate Pruitt for trying to get his wife a Chick-fil-A franchise
"We formally request that the FBI open an investigation into Administrator Scott Pruitt’s conduct to assess whether he broke the law," the letter reads.
Even Chick-fil-A Got Dragged into Trump's Truly Insane Corruption
Scott Pruitt tried to nab his wife a fast-food franchise—the latest in a series of shameless abuses of power by Trump's EPA boss.
Woman Faces Felony Charges After Impersonating Cop to Get Chick-Fil-A Discount
"Do you have some sort of 'Federal Agent Special?'"
This Map of America's "Most Popular" Fast Food Chains Makes No Sense
Texans love In-N-Out? Californians love Raising Cane's? Uh, what's going on here?
Chick-Fil-A is Pushing An All-Chicken-Nugget Diet
The Georgia-based fast food chain would like its customers to know that a diet of straight-up chicken nuggets isn’t such a bad idea.
The Portable Pope: An Infallible Guide to America for God's Main Dude
If you only have five days in America, and you're the Pope, here's what you should do.
This Fox News Host Is Declaring Chick-Fil-A the Official Chicken of Jesus
Fox News radio host Todd Starnes gave a rousing sermon yesterday wherein he declared Chick-Fil-A "the official chicken of Jesus." Jesus could not be reached for comment.
In-N-Out Burger Might Be Too Good to Be True
If America loves anything besides guns and beer, it's fast food. I compared what may be the greatest of them all—In-N-Out—to every other major chain, because surely it just had to be evil in at least one capacity.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: A school that suspended a boy for wearing a purse versus a guy who shot at a woman for cutting in the drive-through line.