choose your own adventure
In the giddy Delirium of a Wetherspoons Curry Club/Valentine's Mash-Up, You Manage to Fully Pull
The smell of reheated naan and pheromones
Ah Two People's Boyfriends Have Turned Up Even Though You All Agreed We Wouldn't Do This and Now the Vibe Has Inexorably Changed
Yeah no I just didn't think we were doing this!
Choose Your Own Adventure: Valentine's Day Edition!
A fun + flirty game that is sadly almost impossible to win
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Buy a Load of Cut-Price Lindt and Roses the Day After Vally Day
Treat the most important person in your life: you
Take Them For an 'Ironic' Valentine's Date Where You Actually, and Here's the True Irony, Actually Try Quite Hard
You've sort of 'owned' yourself into falling in love, here
Embark on a Doomed Flat-Back-on-the-Sofa Infinite Scroll
The neck-click you're gonna get after this Tinder sesh is going to be *astonishing*