He also told officers that he was working to “restore Trump as president.”
When the redundancy papers were handed over the clown started mime crying.
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Now the local sheriff's office is on the lookout for "evil clowns and anyone considering creepy clown activity."
Sheila Keen Warren allegedly gunned down her lover's wife back in 1990. Decades later, the cops found her married to the man.
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